thoughtcatalog.com
Being on a first date is like holding in a giant fart for four hours, the fart being your REA L personality, your REAL desires, your vices, your flaws. The second it?s over, I feel like I can?
Hmmmmmm, we are under a tornado warning right now.
yourtango.com
Because it's not the same as "legal" cheating.
Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches.
?Waiting for a man to change is the biggest mistake a woman has ever made.?